All of human kind has one thing in common: The Sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
written by Liz Lemon

I went home early from school for a bad stomach ache and now my back hurts. Life sucks.

cybergay:

I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU

(via dyslecix)

eez:

“Home Is a Fire” — Death Cab for Cutie

oh hey

(Source: t0ngueti3d, via textposter)